Wednesday, March 01, 2006

10 Things That Indicate That you Live in a Hungarian Aparment

1. Really tall ceilings
2. All furniture is provided
3. There is a very special technique of opening and closing windows as there is no handle to do so
4. There are severely thin walls - so you hear your neighbours snore at night
5. You hear car alarms outside your bedroom window go off every other day. This alarm goes off every time someone walks past that car - so on average every 5 minutes, starting at 6.00 a.m.n (no need to buy an alarm clock!)
6. Your neighbour is a synagogue
7. Your shower has no curtain so you regularly flood your bathroom
8. Your kitchen sink does not drain
9. The plumber comes 4 times to fix it until it actually drains and the kitchen is under water - plumber has to come back two more times before it works!
10.You can only talk with your hands and feet to your landlady

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